Ask me whatever you want!

Well, I'll choose this life I've taken, nevermind the friends I'm making. And this beauty that I'm faking lets me live my life like this...
gypsyreaper:

left-in-the-pit:

221b-bag-end:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey
© 1967
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
WHEN walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(sorry i couldn’t find a image for the satanic rules)

sorry but which seems more practical?

Huh. I’ve been a Satanist my whole life….well this is going to be one hell of a family conversation. Pun Intended. 

gypsyreaper:

left-in-the-pit:

221b-bag-end:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey

© 1967

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  9. Do not harm little children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  11. WHEN walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(sorry i couldn’t find a image for the satanic rules)

image

sorry but which seems more practical?

Huh. I’ve been a Satanist my whole life….well this is going to be one hell of a family conversation. Pun Intended. 

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flyinpony:

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

Thankyou so much for this

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youve-been-coulsoned:

aspookypenguinwithoutpeer:

pep-o-mint:

spine-is2spoopy:

vvidget:

THE BEST COOKIE RECIPES :D

The Brownie Cookie Recipe

Chocolate Chunk Cookies

Crème Brûlée Cookies

Butterscotch Apple Pudding Cookies

Deep Dish S’mores Cookies

Buckeye Brownie Cookies

Caramel Stuffed Truffle Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Whoopie Pies

Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Sandwiches

Deep Dish Milky Way Cookies

can I eat all of them at once please 

reblogging for future reference omfg 

somebody try the buckeye brownie cookies for me and tell me if they are good.

Because peanut butter.

I was so ready to go ape shit because there were no recipes, AND THEN THERE WERE RECIPES

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all-of-the-row-boats:

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

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1 day ago
205,262 notes

rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine

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1 day ago
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lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

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4 days ago
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foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

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wrax:

my self esteem is droppin faster than that thun thun

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1 hour ago
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strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

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1 hour ago
56,908 notes

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

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4 hours ago
79,272 notes

kitty-wears-a-scarf:

ITS OFFICIAL IM DEAD
TIME OF DEATH:NOW
CAUSE OF DEATH:MISHA COLLINS AND JARED PADALECKI

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1 day ago
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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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1 day ago
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stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

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"Tamaki, you idiot" -- Part 1

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