Ask me whatever you want!

Well, I'll choose this life I've taken, nevermind the friends I'm making. And this beauty that I'm faking lets me live my life like this...

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

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11 hours ago
449,128 notes

Jesus Christ.

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11 hours ago
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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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2 days ago
51,861 notes

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of

 image

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2 days ago
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gypsyreaper:

left-in-the-pit:

221b-bag-end:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey
© 1967
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
WHEN walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(sorry i couldn’t find a image for the satanic rules)

sorry but which seems more practical?

Huh. I’ve been a Satanist my whole life….well this is going to be one hell of a family conversation. Pun Intended. 

gypsyreaper:

left-in-the-pit:

221b-bag-end:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey

© 1967

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  9. Do not harm little children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  11. WHEN walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(sorry i couldn’t find a image for the satanic rules)

image

sorry but which seems more practical?

Huh. I’ve been a Satanist my whole life….well this is going to be one hell of a family conversation. Pun Intended. 

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2 days ago
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flyinpony:

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

Thankyou so much for this

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2 days ago
80,019 notes

youve-been-coulsoned:

aspookypenguinwithoutpeer:

pep-o-mint:

spine-is2spoopy:

vvidget:

THE BEST COOKIE RECIPES :D

The Brownie Cookie Recipe

Chocolate Chunk Cookies

Crème Brûlée Cookies

Butterscotch Apple Pudding Cookies

Deep Dish S’mores Cookies

Buckeye Brownie Cookies

Caramel Stuffed Truffle Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Whoopie Pies

Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Sandwiches

Deep Dish Milky Way Cookies

can I eat all of them at once please 

reblogging for future reference omfg 

somebody try the buckeye brownie cookies for me and tell me if they are good.

Because peanut butter.

I was so ready to go ape shit because there were no recipes, AND THEN THERE WERE RECIPES

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4 days ago
474,525 notes

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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11 hours ago
391,132 notes

onit-boom:

mads-next-meal:

If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

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11 hours ago
23,562 notes

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

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2 days ago
168,847 notes

wrax:

my self esteem is droppin faster than that thun thun

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2 days ago
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strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

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2 days ago
57,104 notes

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

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2 days ago
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