Ask me whatever you want!

Well, I'll choose this life I've taken, nevermind the friends I'm making. And this beauty that I'm faking lets me live my life like this...

thiasthedark:

axellikestoast:

goodbyecaroline:

mal-luck:

I love the smell of citrus in the morning.

I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.

Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

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1 month ago
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ways to pronounce potato

dennys:

  • Potato
  • Potahto
  • Potayto
  • Potaito
  • Potatatatato
  • Popotatato
  • Potayyyyto
  • Potayediggstho
  • Potattoo
  • Potutu
  • Tater
  • Potater
  • Poteeter
  • Potattedto
  • Poratatattat
  • Pootaterto
  • Playdough
  • Poughkeepsie
  • Partisan
  • Party 
  • Tomato

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2 months ago
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I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

(Source: thechamberofsecrets, via michealwasowski)

2 months ago
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what your zodiac sign say about you

darlinjim:

aries: star trek
taurus: star trek
gemini: STAR TREK
cancer: s ta r tr ek ???
leo: sTAR treK
virgo: STARTREKSTARTREK
libra: trek star
scorpio: S T A R  T R E K
sagittarius: ssstttaaarrr tttrrreeekkk
capricorn: star tREK !!!!!
aquarius: startrekstartrekstartrek
pisces: STAR TREK

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2 months ago
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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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2 months ago
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auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

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2 months ago
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taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

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1 month ago
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jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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2 months ago
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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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2 months ago
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emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

image

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2 months ago
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pacificarts:

veralynn23:

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

(Source: fem-arts, via highasfuckernoodles)

2 months ago
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