Ask me whatever you want!

Well, I'll choose this life I've taken, nevermind the friends I'm making. And this beauty that I'm faking lets me live my life like this...
Comic Con:knock knock
Me:who's there
Comic Con:not you lol
4 hours ago
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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade, via hey-hey-shutthefuckup)

5 hours ago
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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via nob0dywillbreakyou)

5 hours ago
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I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.

westaythefucktogether:

Updated gifs of Josh Ramsay’s identity crisis:

  1. Dr. Pickles
  2. Uncle Jackelpappy
  3. Cap’n Fancypants
  4. Horris Gadungerchuck
  5. Morry Walfish
  6. DJ Sharkpocalypse
  7. Dr. Jacques L’Onion
  8. Mr Reuben Far
  9. Jo Sh Ra Ms Ay
  10. J-to-the-o-zosh
  11. Pecan Sandy J

(via wellholyhelldestiel)

19 hours ago
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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(via vocabitch)

19 hours ago
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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

(via mooshymoomoo)

19 hours ago
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juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

(via vocabitch)

19 hours ago
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adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

(via justtheladyinblack)

4 hours ago
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the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

(via titinius)

5 hours ago
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Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:

gayteenss:

  • Push me against the wall, the/a door
  • Gently grab my chin and make me look into your eyes
  • Grab my waist and pull my body against yours
  • Caress my cheek
  • Pull my hair
  • Put your hand in the back pocket of my jeans
  • Bite my lip
  • Put your arms around my neck
  • Tease me
  • Look at me with those eyes of yours, that naughty look of yours is irresistible
clanallta

(Source: GayTeenss, via perfectpurgatory)

6 hours ago
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alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via thelankydouche)

19 hours ago
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sheeezzz:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

Being there is important in relationships

sheeezzz:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

Being there is important in relationships

(via sixfeetunderapapermoon)

19 hours ago
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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

(Source: kaliskadyami, via vocabitch)

19 hours ago
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